For the purposes of clarity the Indians will be skins, and the Cowboys will be shirts. There will be a 15 minute intermission after the third scalping. Both sides are encouraged to shoot to kill, as no one likes a pussy. Also, all the ammunition has been replaced with cornflakes, if you can [...]
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Dear XXXXXXXX,
After receiving your latest correspondence I immediately began the procedures that you recommended; with mixed results however. Though I must say I do not think that the outcomes were due in anyway to a flaw in your advised system, but rather to the invariable constant of chance. Also the [...]
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two new local blogs:
chicken inwind & hillfoot adrift
Chummoth’s Hill
be sure to check them out for all your blog and word related needs.
(cross posted at blogasheville)
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Here is some short fiction that is has never quite made its way to finished. I don’t write much fiction, and if you are easily offended then I would urge you to read this crappy story.
The Ape Question
In the morning I am reading Newsweek while my wife is reading Bride. There is a radio [...]
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