Wernher was the first to theorize the existence of Tang.
For a few short weeks in 1944 Wernher personally added 10% more love to each V-2 rocket launched toward London.
Wernher had the second largest collection of used human skulls in the western hemisphere.
Wernher enjoyed the occasional wine spritzer.
As a child Wernher dreamed of becoming a concert [...]
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In The Latest Novel The Character Whose Name is a Vague Biblical Allusion meets Everyman. It is the turbulent 60’s and Everyman is from a well to do Northern Family while The Character Whose Name is a Vague Biblical Allusion is from a poor southern backwater town, but who nonetheless is wise and worldly. [...]
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only a fragment remains…something about rock pools? I need another appendage in which I can store the various things that I will soon forget. Something in a fine Italian leather, or maybe pleather that I can keep far enough out of view so that no one will notice. How did I get [...]
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The problem of the sentence that unmakes itself is that where does this get you? (not you, asshole, me). This always is how goes it in my head then out the other head. Too many heads in this town. Who cares? Jesus cares. He drives a Cadillac up and down my street looking for [...]
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For the purposes of clarity the Indians will be skins, and the Cowboys will be shirts. There will be a 15 minute intermission after the third scalping. Both sides are encouraged to shoot to kill, as no one likes a pussy. Also, all the ammunition has been replaced with cornflakes, if you can [...]
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Dear XXXXXXXX,
After receiving your latest correspondence I immediately began the procedures that you recommended; with mixed results however. Though I must say I do not think that the outcomes were due in anyway to a flaw in your advised system, but rather to the invariable constant of chance. Also the [...]
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Dispatch From An Unseen Island
A length of wire stretched across the known universe, the unknown universe is waiting to be cataloged. Soon the mail will arrive. As I write this the rain is coming on too much already and the people are worried as to whether or not the stars will be able to keep [...]
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So until my zest for der Blog returns here’s some things:
Hobo Afraid He’s losing His Hobo Chops
People Stupider than You
My Government Scares Me (Vol. 345,854 Num. 1)
Johnny Depp Sings?
American Genius
Blasphemy Bear
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Man wakes up goes downstairs and finds a baby in his living room. The baby wants fed, wants to engage the man in conversation. The baby wants the man to get a bigger apartment. The baby smokes cigars and reads People magazine. If the man confronts the baby and asks why it is there, he [...]
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I had gone out into the yard to watch them fall from the sky. I made no apologies for my curiosity. Soon my neighbors joined me. We stood together each in our own green universe watching as they fell out from the night and destroyed our homes. “Looks like trouble,” a man said to his [...]
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