Posted in Variousness, books for the retarded, christian, culture, erector sets, fashionable dildos, language, live all nude girls, monkey poo, sexy, wing nuts, tagged Add new tag on July 2 | 2 Comments »
Mercy &
Eagleflight
Michael
Phillps
A quest for Truth…
a search for Faith…
and the discovery of Love
on the American Prairie
YOUNG INEXPERIENCED evangelist’s assistant Mercy
Randolph suddenly finds herself alone and penniless
in a small Kansas town in the 1890s. As she tries to
preach to the uninterested townspeople, her spiritual
foundations are tested by a most unusual cardplaying
cowboy with an even more unusual name– [...]
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Wernher was the first to theorize the existence of Tang.
For a few short weeks in 1944 Wernher personally added 10% more love to each V-2 rocket launched toward London.
Wernher had the second largest collection of used human skulls in the western hemisphere.
Wernher enjoyed the occasional wine spritzer.
As a child Wernher dreamed of becoming a concert [...]
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Posted in language on April 27 | No Comments »
Adamitism:Nakedness for religious reasons
Autolatry: Worship of oneself
Squassation: A form of punishment in which the victim had his arms tied, feet heavily weighted, and was jerked up and down on a rope.
Flabellum: A large fan carried by attendants to the Pope; or, a fan used tokeep flies away from the Communion wine.
Errhine: Made to be sniffed [...]
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Posted in art, language, politics on February 28 | No Comments »
I stole this pic from Arratik at Scrutiny Hooligans
via The BLF
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Here is some short fiction that is has never quite made its way to finished. I don’t write much fiction, and if you are easily offended then I would urge you to read this crappy story.
The Ape Question
In the morning I am reading Newsweek while my wife is reading Bride. There is a radio [...]
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Via Liberal Values
10. “And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.” –interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007
9. “I fully understand those who say you can’t win [...]
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Man wakes up goes downstairs and finds a baby in his living room. The baby wants fed, wants to engage the man in conversation. The baby wants the man to get a bigger apartment. The baby smokes cigars and reads People magazine. If the man confronts the baby and asks why it is there, he [...]
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Jimmy Mathis knew his girl had a fine ass. He let her know it by grabbing her left cheek and squeezing it every chance he got. Coming out of the shower he grabbed it, walking into the movie theater he grabbed it, and when she bent over to clear the front seat of his [...]
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*I highly recommend attending this(both the reading and the workshop) if you are free.
Sunday, October 28, 2007, at 2 p.m., Flood Fine Arts Gallery will host its monthly poetry reading at 2:00p.m., featuring Kathy Godfrey and Selah Saterstrom. In addition, Selah will be teaching a three hour poetry workshop on Saturday, October 27, at the [...]
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“You! ” he cried. “You never hated because you never lived. I know what
“It is a long game,” said the Secretary, and frowned at his broken
“You have evidently not heard of the latest development in our police
mist of gentle beauty.
is a fundamental rule of our society that all plans shall be debated in full
“Perhaps I [...]
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