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So until my zest for der Blog returns here’s some things:
Hobo Afraid He’s losing His Hobo Chops
People Stupider than You
My Government Scares Me (Vol. 345,854 Num. 1)
Johnny Depp Sings?
American Genius
Blasphemy Bear

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“You! ” he cried. “You never hated because you never lived. I know what
“It is a long game,” said the Secretary, and frowned at his broken
“You have evidently not heard of the latest development in our police
mist of gentle beauty.
is a fundamental rule of our society that all plans shall be debated in full
“Perhaps I [...]

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            The room you are in has no doors, no windows, and no light. You are in the dark. Below you is a chasm. Can you hear the water lapping at your feet? Disregard the voice as contrary to popular opinion it is not the voice of god, but [...]

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First close all the windows in the house make sure the blinds are drawn shut as well. If your house or apartment does not have any windows or blinds you may skip this step, tho it is not recommended. Once this is accomplished you should sit down in the centre of a room, [...]

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