http://shadmarsh.com/2008/05/08/things-i-dont-get/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:50:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU http://shadmarsh.com/2008/05/08/things-i-dont-get/#comment-343 shewhoeats Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:51:49 +0000 http://shadmarsh.wordpress.com/?p=221#comment-343 Hey George, I'm ashamed to say I've seen that anime film. And I found it acceptable. Hey George, I’m ashamed to say I’ve seen that anime film. And I found it acceptable.

]]> http://shadmarsh.com/2008/05/08/things-i-dont-get/#comment-338 Stephen Sat, 17 May 2008 19:51:22 +0000 http://shadmarsh.wordpress.com/?p=221#comment-338 I'd add blogs to this list. I’d add blogs to this list.

]]> http://shadmarsh.com/2008/05/08/things-i-dont-get/#comment-337 George "the" Bastard Sat, 10 May 2008 12:20:46 +0000 http://shadmarsh.wordpress.com/?p=221#comment-337 White people with dreads: Somebody has to take the dictionary meaning of "irony" literally White people with dreads: Somebody has to take the dictionary meaning of “irony” literally

]]> http://shadmarsh.com/2008/05/08/things-i-dont-get/#comment-336 shadmarsh Sat, 10 May 2008 01:13:52 +0000 http://shadmarsh.wordpress.com/?p=221#comment-336 Bravo Mr. Bastard, Bravo!...Can you explain white people with dreads too? Bravo Mr. Bastard, Bravo!…Can you explain white people with dreads too?

]]> http://shadmarsh.com/2008/05/08/things-i-dont-get/#comment-330 George "the" Bastard Fri, 09 May 2008 12:31:23 +0000 http://shadmarsh.wordpress.com/?p=221#comment-330 Anime: Because tentacle rape of teenage girls by evil demons is acceptable if it has squeaky Japanese voices behind it. Left behind: The right behind has been squeezed too much Ron Paul: Now you can be the white H.K. Edgerton People magazine: Most people buy it for the crossword, some finish it. My space: because registered sex offenders find it difficult to leave the house Conversations about the weather: No, you can't leave yet, I haven't decided if I want to fuck you or kill you Dog People: There to maintain the balance between cat people and sane people who see all animals as walking meat Shopping: One of Sean Pertwee's early films, wasn't a big hit, but worth a look, there's a young Jude Law in there too. Fascination with underage celebrities: Those comedy romance movies from the 40s-60s were sometimes called "Delayed fuck" movies - the pair couldn't do it until several conditions were met. Now we just masturbate until they're 18. And when it turns out we're not the first to fuck them, we enjoy their decline and demise. People who litter your front lawn: reminds me, I have to do something with that bag from the fast food I had for breakfast. To the shaddump. Books on tape: Mostly for fans of topology James Patterson: his books are named after nursery rhymes, so they're easy to remember. Soon he'll run out and have to use "Wee Willie Winkie" and that will be the end of him. NASCAR: fills the gap between church and bed Baseball as a metaphor for America: There's cheating, drugs, massive sums of cash going to poseurs, token inclusion of Canadians, a massive influx of Latinos and the rest of the world doesn't like it or get it. IT IS AMERICA! Anime: Because tentacle rape of teenage girls by evil demons is acceptable if it has squeaky Japanese voices behind it.
Left behind: The right behind has been squeezed too much
Ron Paul: Now you can be the white H.K. Edgerton
People magazine: Most people buy it for the crossword, some finish it.
My space: because registered sex offenders find it difficult to leave the house
Conversations about the weather: No, you can’t leave yet, I haven’t decided if I want to fuck you or kill you
Dog People: There to maintain the balance between cat people and sane people who see all animals as walking meat
Shopping: One of Sean Pertwee’s early films, wasn’t a big hit, but worth a look, there’s a young Jude Law in there too.
Fascination with underage celebrities: Those comedy romance movies from the 40s-60s were sometimes called “Delayed fuck” movies - the pair couldn’t do it until several conditions were met. Now we just masturbate until they’re 18. And when it turns out we’re not the first to fuck them, we enjoy their decline and demise.
People who litter your front lawn: reminds me, I have to do something with that bag from the fast food I had for breakfast. To the shaddump.
Books on tape: Mostly for fans of topology
James Patterson: his books are named after nursery rhymes, so they’re easy to remember. Soon he’ll run out and have to use “Wee Willie Winkie” and that will be the end of him.
NASCAR: fills the gap between church and bed
Baseball as a metaphor for America: There’s cheating, drugs, massive sums of cash going to poseurs, token inclusion of Canadians, a massive influx of Latinos and the rest of the world doesn’t like it or get it. IT IS AMERICA!

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