Posted in poems on March 29 | 1 Comment »
If the rain thinks
that this is an emergency,
can we organize it
into something like speech?
*
Never a mountain wanted
over rain;
its formlessness is a
repetition tho
of [...]
Posted in interesting on March 28 | 3 Comments »
Fevered asshole, I don’t know what it is, or what it refers to (other than the literal obviously–which sounds rather uncomfortable) but it was a search term that someone used to land here, at this very blog. My innate sense of human curiosity has me intrigued; is it a condition? a sexual practice? a band? [...]
Posted in pointlessness, sex on March 27 | No Comments »
25% Of Teen Girls Infected With STD
In a new study, the Centers for Disease Control found that at least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease. What do you think?
Aaron Feit,
Machinist
“Let’s look on the bright side: At least they are gaining the respect of their male peers.”
Peter Hoeksema,
Paint Truck Operator
“Or in [...]
Posted in 1 on March 23 | No Comments »
Happy Easter!
Posted in poems on March 22 | 1 Comment »
from part 4 of: Return to the Island of Used Miss Americas
The fire raged for days before anyone noticed. Body by body house by house the entire town burned to ash. When old man Hutchins was burnt he left behind a map for his children to use. “There is nothing better in this [...]
Posted in 1 on March 18 | No Comments »
Posted in etc, tagged apologies, non, prose poems on March 16 | 1 Comment »
I’m sorry if you came here looking for poems, but they all have been replaced by Folgers Crystals. The Management hopes to soon rectify this lapse in judgment. Please be assured that this oversight is not the result of any hostile take-over attempt by outside influences, a Northern Syndicate, or a consortium. We have it [...]
Posted in Variousness, kitties on March 16 | No Comments »
I ask the cat. “Whatever I can get”, he says.
Posted in poetry, pointlessness, prose poetry on March 15 | 3 Comments »
only a fragment remains…something about rock pools? I need another appendage in which I can store the various things that I will soon forget. Something in a fine Italian leather, or maybe pleather that I can keep far enough out of view so that no one will notice. How did I get [...]
Posted in non on March 14 | 1 Comment »
I’ve begun the radical colonization of my left foot. The right goes to the highest bidder. Afterwards I shall float from one object lesson to another way to skein a cat. Surely, applied with care this is the best method for undoing the sun, which has always been fickle. Somehow you remain [...]
